Funny stories and lots of Odd things

The Curious case of the missing underwear

It seems that a couple of pairs of my underwear have gone missing, as it turns out I’m missing a pair of Bond’s comfy undies and a pair of 7 day undies. ( yep the infamous 7 day undies, they were just starting to get great shape to) Now I hate to speculate but at one of the doggy places Alan chose for us to stay at they went missing and I think that one of the locals liked me so much they thought that they would swipe my undies and make a pillow case with them. Very annoying…

It’s my Harley, no really it is

At the Bundy Distillery I went to move my Harley without my jacket on, the problem is that my FOB (proximity device for the alarm) was in my jacket pocket. So the alarm went off, let’s suggest it is pretty loud, which causes everyone to look around. What they would have seen is a black man getting off a Harley and then running away …. Sure I happened to be running to where my jacket was, but I’m not sure anyone had figured that out. So you can imagine what everyone was thinking…Annoying for me as I don’t particularly like to run these days,  humorous for Alan, amusing now that I look back.

This one’s for you Mrs Daley, Alan’s finally started shutting doors, can you believe it. Apparently the air conditioner doesn’t work so well with the door open.

Stalling your Harley count

Alan: 2

Lane splitting in Sydney with me following him (annoying for me)

Out front of the Dorrigo pub in front of the locals and the local bile club (priceless)

Andrew: 1

                Lane splitting in Cairns (also annoying for me)

Dropping your Harley count

Alan: 1

                Tried to ride off without taking his disc lock off at bike shop

Andrew : 0

Thinking that you won’t get wet when you can see the wall of hurt coming your way

Alan: 1

                On the way back from Port Douglas Alan didn’t think he would need his wet weather gear.

Andrew: 1

It’s a passing light shower.

Losing stuff

Alan: too many to count

                Left stuff in hotels

                Left stuff in friends’ houses

                Lost stuff of his bike whilst riding and on it goes..

Andrew: 1

                Disc lock fell out of saddle bags when I left it open.

Lastly everyone we meet think we should get married, if we aren’t already…and that’s not funny!!!

Cheers

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