Alan, Grant* & I are what is commonly referred to as Heterosexual Life Partners, and whilst I'm comfortable with the title there are things about the whole scenario that concern me.
Firstly let me suggest that between the 3 of us we actually make one complete man. Indeed if we could truly morph into the one body we would be the Mythical "Perfect Man".
So back to the story at hand.
Because Alan has no bike, we are limited in our transport options.
The first option is he puts on his chaps pulls out the fur coat and gets on the back of my bike. Let me suggest this is not ever going to happen, the mere though of Alan wrapping his arms around me is more than a little disturbing.
Second option beg, borrow or steal a car. so that's exactly what we did. (begged and then borrowed)
To the day's events
Alan & I drove in our lovely borrowed car to see the folks at Draggin Jeans, we checked out the range of riding jeans that they have, not only do they have a impressive range of jeans but they do a whole pile of other riding gear.
So to try on the gear we shared a change room / toilet, weird I know... but it gets worse, it really does...
whilst we were trying on the various types of Draggin Jeans we discovered that we are the exact same size. and no I'm not happy, its just not right. I can't legitimately sledge him about his, well lets just say it's something to do with his... And yes it continues to get worse.
Alan suggests that we can halve the gear we need to carry around by simply sharing all our clothes. Lets just say that is not an option, I'd rather go without my tent, sleeping bag, silk liner, hammock, thermo rest, food and water.
Now that we have that settled!!!!
The gear is fabulous, thanks to the team at Draggin Jeans, go to your local bike shop and check out the Draggin gear. You won't be disappointed.
As a side note
Everybody that knows me, knows that I'm a bit of a thrill seeker but there are things that I won't even do. However as testimony to the quality of Draggin Jeans the owner and founder Grant, gets himself dragged around (bum run style) behind a bike. Now there is a guy who truly believes in his product!!!!
*Grant won't buy a bike / Harley Davidson for some inexplicable reason...which does not please us as he is clearly not riding with us. Come on Grant don't let us down, you know you want too....
cheers
a
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Random thought for the day
Female stalkers are like the Canadian Mounted Police " they always get their man"
So, same size pants huh? It's OK - you're taller!
ReplyDeleteYou could let me wrap my arms around you?
ReplyDeleteall I can say is.....what happens on tour - stays on tour!
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